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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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greelin

what i miss most about being a chocolatier (besides the honor of gayest job title imaginable) is we had these massive bars of chocolate for tempering that were 10lbs and we had to break them into smaller chunks. by using a sledgehammer of course. i LIVED for that shit

greelin

all the other people in production HATED busting them especially at the end of the shift but i fucking loved it. give me the hammer. i can be trusted with the hammer. And everyone did in fact trust me with the hammer because again they all thought it was tedious and painful. me? i was having the time of my life. even if i had to pick up the slack for other people i would be annoyed for all of five seconds before the euphoria of getting to smash things set in. and the production areas had windows too so customers often just got to watch me beat the shit out of a massive chocolate bar. with a hammer. like a zoo animal. i was getting paid to do that. every day i miss it.

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c-53

I think my favorite bit i do with customers is when white women are like ‘i dont know what to getttttt’ and i hit them with the ‘you should be bad~ 😈’

c-53

Saying ‘you should be bad!!’ In like Gay Voice to a white woman at starbucks has like the same psychological impact as going like ‘who’s a good boy?’ To a dog. It makes them so excited in a really endearing way.

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speedruntechnically

Ok wait

If you’re trans and have changed your name, did you change your middle name too or just your first

Yes, I changed it

No, I didn’t change it

I do not have a middle to change

I’m cis and want to ruin your poll/see results

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in spirit i've changed them via not accepting them as part of my name. i have no middle names i have no middle name. in my hear heart no dont look at my drivers license